Face to Face ~ Karl Lagerfeld interviewing himself.
Apparently, I am very scary. But if you get to know me, you see I am very nice. Happily, I don’t look like I am.
Karl Lagerfeld
I had an interview once with some German journalist—some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communists—maybe a week after—and she wore a yellow sweater that was kind of see-through. She had huge tits and a huge black bra, and she said to me, ‘It’s impolite; remove your glasses.’ I said, ‘Do I ask you to remove your bra?’
Karl Lagerfeld
(Source: dont-do-womens-just-raf-simons)

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